Jeff Altman

Stand-up Comedy at Its Best
Fee Range: $7,500–$10,000 [FEE NOTE]
Travels From: California
To witness a performance by Jeff Altman is to realize that there are still a few people in show business who desperately need medication. Out walks a guy who looks like "Larry, the lawyer," and then suddenly, he is transformed into various and strange characters that illicit spontaneous vocalizations and bizarre incantations. It is the way in which Jeff combines physical comedy with keen, honest observations about life that makes him unique and interesting as well as one of the most sought-after comedians in the country--in both television and live appearances.

Jeff was born and raised in Syracuse, New York, in an environment which in-advertently lent itself to show business. As an only child, he got way too much attention from his parents, and subsequently, faced a real dilemma with the transition of leaving home and being in school. But Jeff figured out very quickly how to get back the attention by making his classmates and teachers laugh, In fact, most of his elementary school time was spent in a special "Jeff Altman" chair in the principal's office. Jeff's first exposure to performing came early in life--his dad was one of the finest slight-of-hand artists in the country. It wasn't long before his son began to fiddle with cards and coins as well.

Today, Jeff considers slight-of-hand a coveted avocation and he achieved notoriety for publishing many tricks. Jeff's father also gets credit for teaching his son to play the drums, something Jeff still loves and does. Deluded by academic aspirations, Jeff spent four years in Baltimore where he managed to graduate from Johns Hopkins University. Twice during his college days he visited Los Angeles, spending most of his time at the renowned Magic Castle, an exclusive magicians' club in Hollywood. Intoxicated by the West Coast, Jeff began to realize that his days as a "scholar" were numbered and soon after graduation he packed up his car and made his way to California.

After a six-month tenure at the Magic Castle, Jeff began working at the world-famous Comedy Store. It was here, in its heyday, where he developed a stand-up act and started to think of himself as a comedian. It wasn't long before Jeff was tapped for several appearances on "The Merv Griffin Show" and started performing in clubs across the country.

Jeff's stand-up and acting has come a long way. He appears regularly on "The Late Show With David Letterman", has guest-starred in dozens of network prime-time shows, such as "Caroline in the City", "Land's End", and "Baywatch", and has produced and starred in two critically acclaimed Showtime specials, "Jeff Altman's Scrapbook" and "Sweet & Meaty". A few years ago, he recorded a well-received, live album at the Comedy Store, "I'll Flip You Like Cheese Omelet" featuring several of his most popular, signature pieces. Film credits include "HighLander II", "American Hot Wax", "Soul Man" and "Easy Money".

Altman is one of the most highly pursued comedians by advertising companies and has appeared in over 30 national campaigns ranging from Budweiser to Panasonic. Jeff supports various charitable organizations, including CARE, coordinating one of their successful annual fund-raiser, Comics for CARE, at the Comedy Store, as well as the Los Angeles mission and American Red Cross.

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